Blue Waffle Disease – Everything You Need to Know 5/5 (4)

Learn what Blue Waffle disease is.

The Blue waffles infection quickly widespread terror all over the world.

But is blue waffle real disease?

Let’s take a look.

You will learn everything about this scary infection, how it all started and why it spreaded so vastly.

 

 

Various Believes about disease

There are various believes about Blue Waffles. Some believe it is real, some consider it fake.

I was searching what info is actually right and this is what I found.

 

You can find this definition in Urban Dictionary

Well. It is not really a definition, right…?

 

Blue Waffles Disease Definition

Blue Waffle is a fictitious sexually transmitted infection (STI) known to cause a vagina to become blue and deformed. It has also been said to stem from having intercourse with multiple partners/lack of hygiene and can only be transmitted from women to men.

Now, are you scared?

I guess this would be defined in medical book if the blue waffles would be real disease

The term “waffle” comes from common slang, which became a popular nickname for female genitalia.

The disease can spread by sexual activity or when a woman comes into contact with unsanitary objects.

The problem is, and this will make you blue, it’s all a hoax.

People challenge each other to search it and it becomes basically click bait.

 

So…the simplest definition for Blue Waffle is…

Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click “I’m Feeling Lucky” to create a non-visual shock in the victim.

 

So…What Does It Look Like?

This is real secret why people challenge each other too actually search it.

Although there are many forms of vaginitis with various physical disorders, blue waffles have a far more disturbing appearance.

 

 

….So You Want to See it For Yourself? Here It Is You Sick Bastard

 

Blue-waffles-images

 

We can probably guess your reaction. Was it something like this?

Reactions to Blue Waffle Disease

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YStUlgJpv64

 

You can tell the child on the left had the idea of looking up Blue Waffle because he instantly says “no I didn’t” when his friend said it was his choice.

“You’re going to get banned,” says the liar. But his friend that has a shirt that says I AM NOT BLACK clicks anyway because this kid is ready to let the world know he doesn’t care about rules, because he is…not…black.

The child somehow chokes himself too:)

special fried rice disease

So what is the history behind this internet Blue waffles disease

 

Detailed History of the Blue Waffle Disease

The original blue waffle shock site was uploaded in 2008 and consisted of just a picture of what appears to be a diseased vagina, with a small description.

Eventually, this was used as a form of bait and switch, baiting people into searching it on google images.

The first details started to emerge back in 2010 on highly respectable websites. Sites like 9gag and for all places, Kotaku.

It was only an image, a truly horrible one and it quickly turned internet viral.

It soon appeared on several dozen TV channels as well. Even if most reported it as fake, some actually managed to spread it even further.

 

Kathy Bride Speech

In April 2013, New Jersey city councilperson Kathy McBride reported at a city council meeting that she had received an “alarming call” from a constituent who wanted to know “about an epidemic that’s called the Blue Waffle Disease?”

blue waffles believer

McBride speech. McBride didn’t just believe that the STD was real. She took the issue to the city council meeting as a problem that needed to be death with by the city.

She demanded the city take action and then stated, “It’s already claimed 85 lives and there’s a case here in Trenton. It is a virus that is 10 times greater at this point than the AIDS virus.”

McBride was mocked for taking the issue seriously and not recognizing that she had apparently been taken in by an April Fool’s prank.

To be fair, how many times have our own mothers warned us about a world ending event coming soon on Facebook?

Most of the false rumors were shut down as soon as Dr. Amy Whitaker from the University of Chicago announced “There is no disease known as ‘blue waffle disease’ in the medical world.” This was just one of the most disgusting Photoshop works she had ever seen.

It soon become so widespread that people started to create nice stories around it.

 

 

Stories around Blue waffles

Let’s see what people can think out about such thing:)

what happen when you search up blue waffle

 

Blue Waffles Diseases in Women

Yes, just as the black plague was spread by rats, so did the blue waffles was spread by women all around the world. It might sound sexist today, but this is how the original story went.

Some “statistical facts” pointed it out that blue waffles were far more likely to be spread by women than man, at an alarmingly different 10:1 ratio.

And even if men got it, the symptoms, later on, turned out to be far less severe (simple rash around the penis).

So not only it was far more likely to be contracted by a woman, but it was also FAR more severe once somebody got the blue waffle disease. Horror stories went so far as even making women unable to have children afterward.

This was probably the main reason why this hoax caused a far more resounding shock amongst younger women and even teens as it was something almost exclusively targeted at them.

 

 

Blue Waffles Cause and Transmission

So what are the causes and ways of transmissions of this horrible Blue waffle disease?

Here we go!

Blue waffle is transmitted simply by sexual contact or in some instances even by coprophilia. If you don’t know what the last part is, then let us enlighten you.

When you eat someone’s poo, that was infected, you could catch it as well.

Why would any sane person do that, is beyond us. But if that is your thing, then it was one surefire way to catch one disease that does not exist.

If having sex or eating feces is not your thing, don’t worry, you could still get it in other ways. Like injecting the king of all drugs with a shared needle.

So rejoice all you heroin and crack addicts out there, as you might just have one more thing on the list of nasties.

 

Symptoms of Infection

If you feel these symptoms, you should know this is not cause by Blue waffles

  • The orgasm becomes painful.
  • A lot of Discomfort from itchiness on affected areas.
  • Inflammation of the vigina.
  • Viginal discharges time after time.
  • Too much pain on the lower abdomen.
  • Bad odour and soreness of the vagina.
  • Blue and purple ting of the vagina.
  • Deformation of internal and external vaginal tissues.
  • Red or dark brown spots on the clit.

 

Treatment and complete cure of Blue Waffle

A treatment? How do you treat something that doesn’t exist?

Here’s are just some of the fictitious tips for treatment people have believed.

 

  • Treat the disease at early stages rather curing it after the disease has advanced.
  • Antibiotics and anti-inflammatory medications.
  • Do not to have sex until the symptoms completely disappear.
  • In case of severe inflammation, seek powder or ointment to apply to the vaginal area.
  • Men should wear a condom while having sexual intercourse to protect them from infection.
  • Only believe in real diseases

Please run to your doctor if you think you have blue waffles. The earlier you tell a professional, the faster they’ll tell you to apologize for wasting their time.

 

Victims of Blue waffles

This is quote from supposedly first victim of the disease

 

Alleged Famous Victims of Blue Waffles Disease

Blue Waffles doesn’t just affect women, men can also catch it from waffle-ridden victims as well.

If not treated in time, Blue Waffles can spread throughout your whole body and result in a full blue transformation.

These are just some of the alleged victims suffering from this epidemic.

nemo victim of blue waffle

Dory from ‘Finding Nemo’ found Blue Waffles

sonic the blue waffles victim

Even Sonic wasn’t fast enough to outrun Blue Waffles

There have always been rumors about Marge Simpson.

blue waffles victims smurfs

The entire Smurfs village has been ridden with Blue Waffles Disease for decades.

 

Similar Diseases as Blue Waffles

We have here full rainbow:)

blue waffles rainbow

  • Yellow waffles disease
  • Red waffles
  • Red pancake
  • Lemon parties
  • Purple waffles
  • Pink waffles
  • Special fried rice disease
  • Camel spider bite

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